Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

  • Me: I need to know if we're having pizza for dinner.
  • John: I don't know, why?
  • Me: Because if we're not having it for dinner I'm going to get it for lunch.
  • John: Well are there any other dinner options you'll consider?
  • Me: Not really.
  • John: You think way too much about your meals.