Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

time to go buy toilet paper in bulk.

I don’t know why this shames me so. 

  1. girlinhongkong said: I think this must be the reason why toilet paper makers make a discrete two-pack. Because, who really only needs two rolls? They obviously had this Walk of SHame in mind :)
  2. stylishwhitefemale said: If anyone gets weird with you, just stare at them. For an awkwardly long period of time. And then wipe your nose with the back of your hand. And stare a little longer.
  3. cupofchi said: Because when you buy it in bulk, it’s like an acknowledgement of how MUCH you poop.
  4. useyourindoorvoice said: It’s because no one likes to admit they poop daily.
  5. cadyheron replied:
  6. ribbonatatime said: i saw a girl walking down the metro two nights ago with a HUGE thing of toilet paper. she was walking with her head down and looked extremely unhappy. it was hilarious.
  7. iamtallandawesome said: i only buy TP and PT in bulk. tampons, too. am I supposed to be ashamed?
  8. dusted-fingerprints said: I buy TP in bulk ( I live alone too) so there are less trips of shame! Haha buying TP makes me feel like people have their judging eyes on & I don’t know why!
  9. ignitestrength said: so many co-signs. Hope you have a great weekend, too. Delicious food must be had, and please genie-in-a-bottle me there.
  10. ibroughtyousometoast said: There is nothing worse than buying only 4 rolls so you look inconspicuous at the checkout line, and then going on a poostravaganza the next 2 weeks and having to reup. Bulk is the way to go.
  11. ohonelovelyday said: we buy in bulk!! no shame!
  12. ponytailtime said: Nobody poops.
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