Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

I’m facebook friends with the girl who works at my Subway. (the “restaurant” not the actual subway)

the “restaurant”

I just need this here.

  1. dorothypzbornak said: dying. the best part is I read this during a serious wedding planning convo with my fiance and burst out laughing in his face.
  2. joannafreed said: HAHAHAHA dorothy wins.
  3. iamtallandawesome replied:
  4. shesagoodegg said: Thank you, this was also my favorite!
  5. umcanyounot posted this
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