Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

these “real housewives” make me so happy that

  • my tits & lips are real
  • my life is routine and low-key 
  • I can have comfort without wealth
  • I don’t need to pretend I have money I don’t so people like me
  • my friends are actually my friends and not my enemies
  • I am no longer in 8th grade
  1. shaba said: WHY DO THEY ALL WEAR NUDE LIPSTICK?! WHY?!
  2. pleaseexcusethemess replied:
  3. cupofchi said: This is comforting, isn’t it? Also, you can go to tropical islands and make balloons fall from the sky.
  4. cmconnors replied:
  5. haygirlhay said: also that your husband is an actual husband to you rather than a boarder who lives in the other wing of your house.
  6. callmerobin said: that despite not having millions, you manage to find dresses that don’t look like they’re from DEB circa 1998
  7. iamtallandawesome replied:
  8. stacksandstripes said: my boyfriend always mentions how OLD they look.
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