Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

what we have here is avocado, bacon, tomato and fresh mozzarella on sourdough bread.

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  1. lifeinthebluehouse reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    everything I could ever want in a sandwich. Must recreate immediately. As in right now.
  2. callmerobin reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    reblogging because i need to eat this at some point for every meal this weekend…
  3. whiskeybentandhellbound said: We all hate you, in case you were wondering.
  4. thatgirlnamedsmash said: I WANT THIS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
  5. heather-in-heels said: The only thought running through my mind right now is ‘imagine if they toasted that…’
  6. iamtallandawesome replied:
  7. 5tickyheels replied:
  8. brbreallykatie said: oh god i think i just came a little
  9. maryanne reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    GET OUT OF MY DREAMS… GET INTO MY STOMACH.
  10. valerina said: oh go fuck yourself for posting this right now
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