Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

I will kill you in your sleep.

  1. scenes-from-my-hood said: dude, she is a terrible person.
  2. hellokatie said: BAAhahahahahaha
  3. meghanunc reblogged this from umcanyounot
  4. shesagoodegg said: Was she the one that called Shawntel “what’s-her-butt”? Whoever did that was classy. Also, I don’t know if this has been discussed, but the bikini skiing was hilarious. And also another classy activity.
  5. cynicismandspunk said: I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the other girls met an untimely demise sometime in the next few episodes.
  6. bees-knees said: are we sure this isn’t an evil twin situation? bitch is crazyyyy.
  7. cupofchi said: And also feed on the blood of puppies?
  8. graceinplace said: OMG when she laughed out loud and said whatever she said when Shawntel walked past after the rose ceremony … she is SO creepy!
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