Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

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Possible titles for my as-yet-untitled-and-unwritten-and-unoutlined memoir

  • Dance Party of One
  • The Amount of Cheese on the Pizza Must Be Proportionate to the Thickness of the Crust and Other Life Mottos
  • There’s Always Time for Wine
  • Can I Blog This?
  • I Wish I Thought Of That
  • Will Barter for Sandwiches (And Other Examples of How Food Runs My Life)
  • Let Me Google Image Search That For You
  • Can I Delegate This Task to Someone Else? (And Other Questions You Should Ask Yourself in the Workplace)
  • Make Fun of Yourself First. Then Make Fun of Everyone Else.
  • I’d Rather Stay Home: Ways to Make Internet Friends
  • ME! 

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  1. brooklyntree reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    just discovered this blog. Uh, love.
  2. joannafreed said: I love you more than is ok for one woman to love another.
  3. my-little-kumquat said: brilliant!
  4. bacon-bits said: I like the Can I blog this?
  5. ignitestrength said: “I wish I thought of that” has been ruling my life lately. These are so great! Also agree that “Ugh, pants” is a nice contender. :)
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