Um, can you not?

Ash. 28. Sometimes I use the F word. I also like notes: umcanyounot@gmail.com. But I am bad about checking this email address. It's not you, it's me.

By the way, the opinions and other nonsensical drivel featured on this blog (...if we can call it that) in absolutely no way are indicative of the opinions of my employers or colleagues.

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  • What does saving a post as “private” mean? No one sees it, or just people that aren’t on Tumblr? 
  • I need to go buy cigars for John today. Anyone know anything about cigars?
  • I’ve been working since 5. I think this calls for a bloody mary for lunch.
  • I am so damn jealous of the dog.
  • Latest text from John: “Everyone’s mental.”
  • What in the actual fuck is wrong with Congress?

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Comments
  1. callmerobin said: Ben likes Monte Cristos. I like just about anything after 6 bourbons…
  2. 5tickyheels answered: PRIVATE means its only for you. you should see some of the annoying rant-ey posts about my mother in law I have marked as private.
  3. brklyn reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    Um, can you not? I’m right there
  4. my-little-kumquat answered: congress , specifically the GOP is making me so fucking mad. have 2 bloody’s, i think private means no one sees it. no help on cigars
  5. haygirlhay replied:
  6. cynicismandspunk said: Don’t understand private posts. Like, why blog if you want privacy? Unless it’s your online diary. (Ohhh. I guess I just answered my own question but I still think it’s dumb.)
  7. dailybaxter answered: Are you a work from home-er? I’m kind of feeling like you are. If so, cheers! Me too! If not, 5AM is beyond insane.
  8. sequinsandsideeye answered: no one sees it, cigars taste like butt, mmm, bloody marys, puppies win everything, everything IS mental, everything is wrong w/congress
  9. lovingourlife said: Josh likes “Acid” cigars. I can stomach them if that means anything.
  10. scenes-from-my-hood answered: i am so bored. i might die. this is non-responsive to your questions.
  11. fullcredit said: The Dude likes Cohibas (and when I’m drunk, I do too).
  12. maggie-explains-it-all said: the majority of this post went over my head. I feel like I don’t even know you anymore. haha
  13. lifebyliz said: Cigars make me think of Monica Lewinsky.
  14. everydayk said: That gif has nothing to do with what you wrote, I’ve just been itching to use it
  15. ignitestrength answered: omg just had a panic attack that everyone could see my private posts. So, that’s fun. See you for the bloody mary.
  16. valerina said: Jealous of the dog indeed. Except for all that ass licking.
  17. princessandcookie answered: cigars always make princess picture a certain ex naked. i just cringed. hope you did too.
  18. joannafreed said: please never post private. the rest of this post is lost on me except that i have a crush on john. bye.
  19. cupofchi answered: No to the first two, but YES to pretty much everything else. Either in the literal sense or as in, ‘amen, I agree!’
  20. noevidenceofintelligence answered: No one can see it. I “private” a lot of posts. People give them out when a baby is born. ALL OF THE DRINKS. Congress =room full of assholes.
  21. petermcallister-thefather answered: i think private means nobody sees it…just you
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