March 2012
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watching Unfaithful on TV
please don’t fuck the foreign stranger while married to Richard Gere! you have no idea what the consequences will be!
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boggle-:
I hope that every time Rick Santorum gets in the shower, someone in his house flushes a toilet.
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know what's cool about adult acne?
February 2012
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can dogs have allergies?
it’s snowing in lots of places! but here in pittsburgh it’s 63 degrees! the weather is SO weird this year!
this has been an enthusiastic post about the weather!
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hi Elle.
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can-we-not-hyphenate-words-that-aren’t-meant-to-be-hyphenated?
on a scale of 1 to snooki-is-pregnant-what-is-wrong-with-the-universe, how disturbing is this?
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PSA
Restless Leg Syndrome (or RLS to us sufferers) is a Very Real Disease.
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let's talk about something happy
upcoming March Tumblr birthdays!
March 1: siximpossiblethingsforbreakfast
March 2: see-jess-live
March 4: postgradslump and beenthere-donethat
March 5: wordisking
March 8: jelizabethl
March 11: dccat
March 14: seejadeblog
March 16: curtandcurly
March 18: profashional
March 19: blairsings
March 20: anothermommyblog
March 21: waffles93
March 23: mar-see-ah and kbjb
March 24:...
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leap year, yay.
all I keep thinking about is how we’re working an extra day this year.
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you have got to be fucking kidding me.
hi cadyheron and boris
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Valerina: internet whisperer. THANK YOU.
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I pressed CTRL + something else not sure what and now everything on my screen is super tiny. I can barely see what I’m typing! HELP.
ALSO PLEASE RESPOND IN ALL CAPS.
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just a few things to make us all feel better.
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I just cried in the doctor’s office.
How’s your day?
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I’m really glad The Bachelor gave me a 20 minute commercial within a commercial this evening.
Because by 9pm on Monday I wasn’t yet tired of being treated like an idiot.
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last night, Terra and I got fancy and went to an Oscars party.
it was fun. and funny. we tend to laugh a lot when we’re together.
[via Terra’s instagram page]
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ALL THE 'CIDES
John: Oooh, where did this bloody mary mix come from?
Me: There's this place I go to on Sunday mornings, it's called the grocery store. They sell various things there, including the bloody mary mix and the ingredients I will use to make your dinner tonight.
John: Why can't you be more like James?
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if john doesn’t stop singing the addams family theme song over and over and over i’m going to stab him with a fork and not even feel bad about it.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE TOAST.
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pan-seared tuna in creole tomato broth with a toasted baguette.
pan-seared tuna in creole tomato broth with a toasted baguette.
pan-seared tuna in creole tomato broth with a toasted baguette.
[recipe]
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shrimp enchilada casserole
today.
[obviously taken from the exceedingly talented & hilarious Allie of Hyperbole and a Half.]
stylishwhitefemale asked: What do you suppose Monica Lewinsky is up to?
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just wiped dried chocolate ice cream off the top of my foot.
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craving something fruity & alcoholic. preferably born in a blender.
see guys? the internet does more good than harm.
There's a Wikipedia page for the name "Toby"
???
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remember that great time you put on a purple dress and sat on a bike in the middle of a field filled with tall purple flowers?
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we are now down to 12 different types of cheese.
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all of this body talk is making me really fucking hungry.
both of you: marry me.
and that concludes my oscars coverage.
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gpoym
John observed we currently have 13 different kinds of cheese in the fridge.
He’s appalled; I’m proud.
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in case you were wondering, this is what I look like when I dance.
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cleaning sucks. rapping along with biggie while cleaning does not suck.
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well, guys. another week comes to a glorious close.
I hope your weekend is thrilling.
or not, depending on how you like it.
I plan on being in a domestic partnership with my sweatpants and box of wine.
only venturing out on sunday.
[clearly I’m taking the “thrilling” route.]
monday will be here soon enough.
so enjoy these days.
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I just saw a crossing guard jaywalk!
HA! This is the type of shit that amuses me!
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Hey Terra - how long do we have to wait until we can take Stella on her first tube ride?
[don’t mind me, just re-living the summer of 2009]
I am so fucking sick of the Duggars using her miscarriage as a means to keep themselves in the press.
onemanswords asked: I really want James and Otis to have a playdate together. I think they'd get along famously. How old is James? What's his favorite thing ever?
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