January 2011
A Few Sunday Thoughts
John and I decided we would like to open a bar. We will name it Happy Promises.
Bloody Marys!
On Friday, I officially got the promotion! This is good.
I was supposed to clean today. Pfffft.
Rye toast. Always rye.
49 days until Spring!
It's the end of the month, specifically, the end...
I work in the finance industry. I am DYING over here. Send a life raft. And chocolate. And beer.
I won’t be around until next week, probably. Please don’t forget about me!
I'll just be over here making a Polyvore set no...
Even when Tumblr’s not working, I’m not working.
We’re all going to be okay.
get it together tumblr.
insearchofthesea:
WTF tumblr? Where’s the reply capability?
I feel so lost and alone.
I have no idea what my face shape is and I wanna...
First world problems.
But really - am I just supposed to know what shape my face is in? Oval? Round? Heart-shaped?! It looks like a face.
Julia Allison's blogging about her colon again.
Christ.
Fun fact(s) Monday.
I was 26 years old when I first ate Taco Bell.
I woke up this morning confused, shaky, chapped and reeking of beer. Oh, and voiceless. But it was worth it. So, so worth it.
Catching up on last night's Real Housewives of BH...
These women are an embarassment to themselves and their children. And their country.
40 year old women acting like petty, bitchy high school girls.
What a disgrace. Cringeworthy.
princessandcookie replied to your post: What I do when I’m supposed to be working.
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME WOULD POSSESS YOU TO DO THIS
There’s no reasonable explanation. Don’t do it.
I’m going to go look at pictures of puppies and shoes now.
What I do when I'm supposed to be working.
Uh, have you guys ever gone onto the Family Watchdog site? You type in your address, and Family Watchdog comes back with a map denoting where all the disgusting fuckwads sex offenders near your house live, and what they were convicted of.
I don’t know why I’m looking at this. It’s mortifying.
The More You Know.
Thursday's Important Things
I love sushi. I love it so much I’m eating it right now! YAY!
I’m going to the AFC Championship game on Sunday night!! (!!!) John’s birthday present to me. I’d like to apologize in advance, Jets fans. You’re going to be sorely disappointed.
Lists are so much fun to make.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Welcome a Daughter! →
Did not see this one coming.
Can someone please explain to me why Tumblr is...
It’s hard to get through my dashboard when all I see is the same damn picture of some cat, over and over and over again.
I don’t even like cats.
Go ahead, judge me.
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