February 2012
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well, guys. another week comes to a glorious close.
I hope your weekend is thrilling.
or not, depending on how you like it.
I plan on being in a domestic partnership with my sweatpants and box of wine.
only venturing out on sunday.
[clearly I’m taking the “thrilling” route.]
monday will be here soon enough.
so enjoy these days.
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I just saw a crossing guard jaywalk!
HA! This is the type of shit that amuses me!
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Hey Terra - how long do we have to wait until we can take Stella on her first tube ride?
[don’t mind me, just re-living the summer of 2009]
I am so fucking sick of the Duggars using her miscarriage as a means to keep themselves in the press.
onemanswords asked: I really want James and Otis to have a playdate together. I think they'd get along famously. How old is James? What's his favorite thing ever?
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Smile Friday
One of the things I like about my friends: No one asks questions when someone suggests posing for an awkward family portrait.
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some asshole representative at one of my student loan providers life-suckers just tried to tell me my address is wrong.
no, the address is indeed correct. ask all the other bills I get on a daily basis.
then he told me that if I don’t correct the correct address, they won’t be able to send me any correspondence.
I told him that was fine by me.
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time to go buy toilet paper in bulk.
I don’t know why this shames me so.
The Clinton: American Experience documentary on PBS is a good one.
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dorothypzbornak answered your question: I’ve talked to Robin, the Overstock.com customer…
I’m facebook friends with the girl who works at my Subway. (the “restaurant” not the actual subway)
the “restaurant”
I just need this here.
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I’ve talked to Robin, the Overstock.com customer service rep, on the phone so many times I fear I’m actually going to miss her when all this shit is resolved.
This is Stockholm Syndrome, right?
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haygirlhay replied to your post: these “real housewives” make me so happy that my…
also that your husband is an actual husband to you rather than a boarder who lives in the other wing of your house.
callmerobin replied to your post: these “real housewives” make me so happy that my…
that despite not having millions, you manage to find dresses that don’t look like they’re from DEB circa...
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these “real housewives” make me so happy that
my tits & lips are real
my life is routine and low-key
I can have comfort without wealth
I don’t need to pretend I have money I don’t so people like me
my friends are actually my friends and not my enemies
I am no longer in 8th grade
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thursday! already. i’m not trying to wish my life away, but it always feels good when we get closer to the end of the work week [and quickly]. my sleep last night was restful and full of some pretty great dreams. balloons rained from the sky! it was funny. i’m feeling more refreshed this morning than i’ve felt all week. sick with a minor cold, yes, but still. i feel good....
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…yes, seriously.
so what are these “Hunger Games” you speak of?
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for you, buddy
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if you’re sad, eat pudding.
if you’re happy, eat pudding.
just eat pudding.
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remember when Travis Stork was the Bachelor?
now he’s talking about boners on “The Doctors.”
parallel universes.
Thanks Jet Blue!
whatyousaybabyk:
Booked a flight to Pittsburgh to see UCYN and some other favs. Hopefully I’ll finally get to meet Baby Stella too.
Cinco de Mayo de Pittsburgh!
OLE!
FILE UNDER THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AND I JUST WANT TO CONVEY MY HAPPINESS THROUGH CAPS LOCK AND TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stylishwhitefemale asked: I don't know much, but I know I love you. And that may be all I need to know.
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There are few things more disgusting to me than used stickers.
…Just felt like declaring something.
the way god intended.
I woke up to an email from Chels reminding me of Rudy Galindo’s HIV diagnosis!
And now the Today Show is telling me surgical instruments in ERs are not as clean as we think they are!
Today’s going to be weird!
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I could have gone on a long, extravagant vacation for the amount of money I paid in interest alone on my student loans last year.
valerina replied to your post: what we have here is avocado, bacon, tomato and…
oh go fuck yourself for posting this right now
everyone, Valerie’s hit her wall for the day.
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what we have here is avocado, bacon, tomato and fresh mozzarella on sourdough bread.
(via)
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just got off the phone with 911 because, in the street below my office, I saw a man hit a woman who was pushing a baby in a stroller.
he hit her in the face with his hands. after pushing her against a brick wall.
I’m so disturbed.
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i can’t stop eating pistachios or feeling disappointed in the quality of something I’m working on!
pretty soon I’m going to turn into one giant, disappointed pistachio!
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Courtney Robertson’s website.
I’m trying really hard to not make an “enter” joke.
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A favorite photo of myself. [morning of my wedding; taken by YB]
What? I’m tan and skinny here. I have a blog all about ME! - what else did you expect?
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I've lost all faith in humanity.
I hope Ben breaks up with her (ever? will this ever happen?) via Post-It
I’m sorry.
I can’t.
Don’t hate me.
[photo found via and by Googling “psycho Courtney”]
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28 days until spring!
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one more haiku before I'm done with my rice.
Courtney you psycho
I hope Ben leaves you at home
Please just go away.
a haiku
A lunch of brown rice
While wishing it was pizza
Mondays depress me.
dinner at some point this week.
brown rice with shrimp and avocado.
finally putting that “Healthy Asian Meals” bookmark to good use.
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Happy birthday, Dad.
I love you.
Happy Sunday, friends!
Love,
Us